The panda is really bread.

Panda wa hontou ni pan da.

"Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"

the dog lets out a small whimper as his tail droops and he heads towards the door. when will his family accept him

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(Reblogged from alphakiss)

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

People are allowed to be repulsed by sex.

People are allowed to be uncomfortable with nudity.

People are allowed to be uncomfortable with genitalia, their own or others. 

There are so many reasons why people may feels this way, from dysphoria to being asexual to coping with sexual assault to just straight up that’s how they feel.

And that’s ok.

(Reblogged from agelenawolf)

the tumblr app being reliable as always

xicecoldx:

cohapoo:

brotoro:

akeading:

JUST LIKE THE ANIMES

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

It’s like a gay fanfic

(Source: lolgifs.net)

(Reblogged from uhohbuttholes)

did you hear about the man with the glass penis

you’ll always see him coming

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv)

(Reblogged from ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

(Reblogged from uhohbuttholes)

i am an ore-sama in a sea of watashi